At the closing to DDD Melbourne last week I fulfilled a bet that I lost by kickin a rhyme at the closure of the conference. I’ve had a few requests for the lyrics since – so here they are! If you’d like to hear my live rendition click here or if you’re really keen to see me make a fool of myself check youtube.
Warning: I am not a vocalist in any way, shape or form. Subject your ears to it at your own risk!
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continuous delivery is what I spit
new words on old beats for the instant hit
got j5 here rockin on my microphone
so tweet me up real quick if you like the tone
coming to ya straight outta the S Y D
is the Readify consultant with the funky beat
left right combination fast bringin the heat
deadly like Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris feet
lyrical roundhouse put ya back into ya seat
now check the flavour from my DJ while I chill on this beat
If you only knew, the trials and tribulations we been through
then you’d know, CI’s for everyone and that means you
if you only knew, broken checkin’s they make me spew
then you’d know, the chicken dance is what you gotta do
got delivery pipelines flowing out hot rhymes
yall be actin like you ain’t got no time
for this charasmatic character who is number one
rockin hard live for fun, in the burn city sun
now you think i’m done, but I’ve only just begun
so get ya toes wet and come get some
if you only knew, the trials an tribulations we been through
then you’d know, DI’s for everyone and that means you
if you only knew, resolution’s a hard thing to do
then you’d know, IOC’s what you gotta do
building on the back of hard work
cheeky smile, smart smirk
black hoodie, dark shirt
stay sharp or get burned
when I drop this verse like it hurt
then come back around and spin it all in reverse
– INTERLUDE –
if you only knew, the trials an tribulations we been through
then you’d know, simple is for everyone and that means you
if you only knew, complexity can get you screwed
then you’d know, DDD’s what you gotta do
before I give it up, give it up for your hosts
who spent the whole damn Sat’day keepin yall engrossed
to the dudes with most, I’d like to raise a toast
I wanna make it clear,these fellas right here
better get a few free beers, in the bars tonight
from the crowd, or myself just to set it right
for the conference of the year, run so damn tight
with a setup and speakers that were outta sight
winding up with a hot track and beats that bite
to get us goin for a party way into the night
if you only knew, the trials an tribulations we been through
then you’d know, we’re real people homie just like you
if you only knew, a conference ain’t easy to crew
then you’d know, buyin beer is what you gotta do
